#I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE
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watched the first season of Hannibal last night/this morning and somehow this show is even MORE homoerotic than I thought
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i think we’re gonna be seeing Twitter users migrate to tumblr part 2 bro that site dead as hell now 💀
#SPEAKING COLORS#twitter#like how did he find a way to make it worse#i didnt even know that was possible
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how the fuck did i get a uti caused by lactobacillus
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sick and sadistic of ao3 to time out my session right as i was about to post a comment???? causing me to have to retype the entire comment?????
#i have NEVER timed out before wtf WAS THAT#i didnt even know that was possible#this is why i type all my comments into discord and then paste them into ao3#sick and sadistic#hartradio
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doing that divergent universe thing and i just technique broke through all 3 rounds of battle and all i did was use ruan mei, harmony stelle, and fireflys techniques
#🍯 talks#i didnt even know that was possible#especially not on divergent universe 5#did get my ass absolutely beat by the final boss tho#w lvl 70 characters too#and unleveled light cones#i was gonna say i did lvl up my xueyis artifacts#but i dont use her on this#i use firefly#firefly who is like lvl 60 i think#but i think shes buffed to 65?#also yeah the characters are buffed in this#but the last time i tried i got wiped out by the first room#like....#idk why changed btwn now and then#but clearly smthg did#also im getting better drops on the calyxes????#like ???#and as far as i remember i could only do up to lvl 4 before#but now i can do 5?#but the enemy lvl is around 62#so ?#i was wrong#firefly is lvl 50 my b#currently lvling her as we speak
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the everglow comeback is a miss for me....
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STOPPPPP i thought i was having an allergic reaction….its anxiety LOL
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surprising benefits of owning a cat: increased knowledge of computer usage gained whilst trying to remedy the effects of their magic paws
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Somehow cut myself on aluminum foil underneath my fingernail while trying to line a baking sheet for dinner ._.
#i didnt even know that was possible#like i get it#foil = metal and metal = sharp#but how#feels like a paper cut#ouchies
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FUUUCK WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE SCENE WHERE NIMONA GETS MAD WHILE THEYRE PLAYING THE BOARD GAME SO SHE BURNS IT AND BALISTER GOES “You didnt told me you could breathe fire” AND NIMONA GETS SO WORRIED HE’LL START FEARING HER AGAIN BUT INSTEAD HE JUST SMIRKS AND GOES “Metal.” FUCK OOOOFFFFFF ITS SO GOOD
#i didnt know it was possible to make ballister blackheart even more dad#but fuck am i glad they did#nimona#ballister boldheart#nimona spoilers
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Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”
Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm
Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.
Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.
Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.
Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?
Bruce: No murder.
Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-
Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block
Jason:
Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??
Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor
but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."
#Bruce putting 'No chandeliar swinging' before 'No murder' speaks volumes of the battles he's faced#baby jay was just a lil guy :')#Bruce having a wholesome relationship with jason from the very start: I didnt know this was possible#Bruce and robin!jason were so soft like please read the 80s comics they were SO cute fnksjvkosk#Dick visiting for the very first time since he left home: Why the FUCK is it so peaceful here#Dick not being angry about Jason becoming robin but instead being angry that his new brother isnt driving Bruce up the wall:#'are you even WORTHY of being my successor?? WHERE is your drive?'#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#red hood#robin!jason#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batdad#batfamily#batkids#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting#sidenote anon i am so sorry for not answering this earlier i always forget to check my asks ;-;
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Just got a cramp on my left ass cheek what the fuck
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theyre holding hands……(and being shy about it)
hootsie and gricko doodles (mostly hootsie)
both requested by @nicohasperished !
#i ignored the ‘gators cant blush’ thing for the previous request#but i didnt ignore it this time (for the people who like it that way <3)#ngl really proud of how the gideons and kremys hands turned out#honestly i want to make a little ‘how i draw the krew’ thing with things like hands#something about gideons hands being square-ish and kremys being sharp and triangular is so satisfying to me#coalecroux#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#kremy x gideon#i looovee hootsie sm#glad i finally got around to drawing her!!#gricko being a dad >>>#not to get deep or anything#but i think gricko tries to be as present for and as invested in hootsie as humanly (goblinly?) possible because of his dad#who was completely absent to the point where he didn’t even know his name or face or even existence#and since his mom had to work a lot to make ends meet and put food on the table#he knows what it feels like to be a little kid and feel isolated or neglected#of course he had his mom and uncle glorbo but i doubt they were there for him during the majority of his childhood#he doesnt want hootsie to grow up like that#them <3#gricko grimgrin#hootsie grimgrin#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#my art#ouaw fanart#ouaw
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Machine, this florp is a dubious little creature.
Up to no good.
The beast is demonic in nature.
Very icky.
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Animation with a similar clip
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#thank you to the people on tenor who upload highly specific gifs#i will post that animation whenever i get the chance its peak#unrelated tags incoming#every time i go on there i see the v1 plushie spining gif i made. i genuinely dont know how that spread everywhere. its so shitty too#i didnt know how color spaces worked in blender so the background isnt even white its like a light grey#I didnt turn off texture filtering so the texture is blurry#and i didnt know how to do transparent gifs in blender either so i manually cut it out in photoshop#the most jank gif possible and i see it everywhere its so funny
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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible
like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that
#zedaph#hermitcraft#genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post#i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-''#only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed#and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected#not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits#but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on#and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place''#at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE'#i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line#bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa#sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare#idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then#so maybe its not nearly as rare these days#but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8#when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him#and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people#so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video
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hello vi weight gain I love you vi weight gain
#fav..#arcane#league of legends#vi arcane#vi league of legends#violet arcane#violet league of legends#caitvi#not really but i need this in my caitvi tag#it mustve been so relieving for cait to see that vi was actually eating well during the break up#considering the fact she wasnt rlly taking care of herself too well#idk idk im rambling#shes even hotter now and i didnt even know that was possible
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