#I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE

[hearteyesmcgarrett]

watched the first season of Hannibal last night/this morning and somehow this show is even MORE homoerotic than I thought

[lemonkennedy]

heyy they changed the name to elliot on s1

[cuttingpenisblackmetal]

my stardew valley toki has the highest luck stat of any sdv character i've ever played. boy just dug up a mahogany end table

[aetherprism]

i think we’re gonna be seeing Twitter users migrate to tumblr part 2 bro that site dead as hell now 💀

[tiorx]

how the fuck did i get a uti caused by lactobacillus

[elkaseltzer]

sick and sadistic of ao3 to time out my session right as i was about to post a comment???? causing me to have to retype the entire comment?????

[linogram]

doing that divergent universe thing and i just technique broke through all 3 rounds of battle and all i did was use ruan mei, harmony stelle, and fireflys techniques

[mermaidjjong]

the everglow comeback is a miss for me....

[lonelybitchversion]

asks in my mentions were toggled off no wonder I never saw them

[lavenite]

STOPPPPP i thought i was having an allergic reaction….its anxiety LOL

[magiclikeacharlie]

surprising benefits of owning a cat: increased knowledge of computer usage gained whilst trying to remedy the effects of their magic paws

[cvltofcrows]

Somehow cut myself on aluminum foil underneath my fingernail while trying to line a baking sheet for dinner ._.

[fandomaddict505]

FUUUCK WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE SCENE WHERE NIMONA GETS MAD WHILE THEYRE PLAYING THE BOARD GAME SO SHE BURNS IT AND BALISTER GOES “You didnt told me you could breathe fire” AND NIMONA GETS SO WORRIED HE’LL START FEARING HER AGAIN BUT INSTEAD HE JUST SMIRKS AND GOES “Metal.” FUCK OOOOFFFFFF ITS SO GOOD

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[ohtobeamyth]

Just got a cramp on my left ass cheek what the fuck

[jadecantcreate]

theyre holding hands……(and being shy about it)

hootsie and gricko doodles (mostly hootsie)

both requested by @nicohasperished !